I have no idea why. All I know is that 14 hours ago she was here. I nearly had a heart attack when I saw her blog there "The Pioneer Woman - Ree Drummand." gaaaaaaaaasp!
"Whaaaat?" I say, with just a titch of attitude.
"It's the Pioneer Woman!" Holy Crap! So then I try to explain it to him.
"I can't believe it. The Pioneer Woman was on my site. She's like the grand poo bah of bloggers. She's uber famous. The queen mother. She's been on the Today Show. She wrote a book. She lives in Oklahoma on a ranch and home schools her kids. Remember I saw her at BlogHer last year? Aaaaaaah. Oh my gosh!"
I said all this without taking a breath and I could literally feel my eyes start to bug out. I realized I must sound and look ridiculous. Elli got caught up in my excitement and enthusiasm.
"Yeah, Dad! She's the cow lady!" she shouts.
Don was looking at me like my head was spinning.
And then I panicked. My photos! The photos in my new post looked terrible. The color of the pictures are all wacky. The apples don't look right. I have a serious white balance problem.
Who cares. The Pioneer Woman was here. That is so cool.
Maybe next time we can have a glass of wine together!